THE EIGHT I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN'TS

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjigate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Dont Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through Your Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build MultiMillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable. I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go around Telling People I Talk To you. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are
Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly It's A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.


http://www.venganza.org/

Don't trust them new niggers over there?

It feels like every part of me got sleep except for my frontal lobe. I feel 'tarded.

That dream that wiggled in better have those problem solving capabilities they are known for.

Tonni

One of my main email addresses has had it's security compromised! If you get a message from jthmisaloser@gmail.com it is not me.

jthmisaloser
1999-2009

Apparently tickets are NOT sold out for David Cross. Now I just have to come up with some money. On top of my phone and interwebs bill which are due pretty much now.

"Pidgin : The Voice of Hawaii" was on OPB. I found it hilarious that captions were included when pidgin was being spoken.

This professor who teaches pidgin was actually married by a priest who spoke the vows with the most awesome of languages. When asked "will you take her hand in marriage?" he replied "Shoots, give'um one try."

There is also a pidgin bible "Da Jesus Book" I am saved!

I need to get back there so I can hang out with the few people I haven't managed to alienate with my fire.

I'd just be stoked that I'm working with Señor Popeye.

"Venice" by The Books in itunes

"The Lemon of Pink" by The Books in Windows Media Player

"Desolate Ever After" by Peccatum in Winamp

I don't listen to music via my PC too often.

Satan, my master.

It's okay, leave it in.

You're not still watching your crap programming in standard definition are you?

Image over substance people! It's pretty simple. Gawl!


oh, and this song is awesome and could fix the whole health care issue immediately by knocking the cancer out of your ass.

Have everything I need to go except a concert companion. I wish I weren't so socially awkward.

Sorry for being such a fucking douche. Not really sure why, other than it was gaining me attention while creating it, I wrote that hate filled letter you received. Haven't seen you, talked to you, or found you online after all these years. So here is going to have to do until then.

I'm truly sorry. Hope all is well with you.

Disadvantages of Shaving

At this point I'm going to share with you what some of the disadvantages of shaving are.

1. You were made in the image of Elohim. What right do you have to directly insult our Creator and deface such a fantastic engineering feat designed specifically to reflect the physical as well as the spiritual character of Elohim. You have no right to deface/vandalize something that Yahuwah created in His own image.

2. If you shave you are violating an express Torah command. The Torah says not to shave. Leviticus 19:27 and 21:5 bear that out.

3. When you shave you are failing to follow our Savior's example. Our Savior wore a beard. Isaiah 50:6 confirms this fact. "I gave my back to the smiters, and my cheeks to them that plucked off the hair: I hid not my face from shame and spitting."

4. Health laws. It is not healthy to shave. When you drag a razor across your face every day you are going against nature and are unnecessarily opening your skin pours to infectious bacteria. The risk of cutting yourself and unnecessarily beginning an infection is a definite potential danger. The chemicals in the shaving cream and aftershave are accumulatively poisonous and toxic. I heard one story of a man that got cancer only in the vicinity of his face that he shaved every day.

5. It is a waste of money. All the expenses of razors, shaving cream, aftershave, electricity to light the bathroom and water to rinse constantly.

6. It is a waste of your precious time. Time is very valuable. It always has been and always will be.

7. Some people may mistake you for a woman or a Gay man. Gay bashing could occur when you least expect it.

8. You eliminate your chances of being part of the 144,000.

9. When a man gets his testicles removed the effect on the beard is that it stops growing. That is right, not having a beard may be interpreted by some as not having testicles. How shameful.

The following are some positive reasons for growing a beard.

1. The Scriptures say to do so.

2. Yahushua had a beard not to mention all the rest of the characters that played important roles in passing on the torch of truth throughout history.

3. You save money.

4. You save time.

5. You remove the risk of various health hazards associated with shaving your beard.

6. When you look in the mirror your beard will remind you of your Savior.

7. You scare off potential thieves, pickpockets and people that want to do you and your family physical harm.

8. Many women like beards. At least the ones that are worth marrying anyway.

9. When people look at you they may think you are a student of the Scriptures resulting in a witnessing opportunity.

10. You put yourself one step closer to being among the 144,000.

11. You go to sleep at night with a clear conscious.

12. You look more manly.

13. Satan does not like the beard on righteous men. It reminds him of our Savior and King Yahushua who is to destroy him by fire.

14. You will have more unity with your bearded brethren thereby achieving the ideal form of Scriptural unity.

http://totalrestitution.com/news/beard2.html


Religion always makes sense.

He is an actor. Not a samurai. He was not taken out by the yakuza or any other organized crime unit based on this false knowledge you have educated yourself with. Please shut up.

Ho braddah. just wen get pau watchin one show on OPBs bout Patsy Mink.
Cuz, make me da kine you know.

At the Sacred Heart Cathedral in Wellington the age-old Catholic ritual of receiving the eucharist wafer on the tongue is banned.

Instead they will be giving you the wafer which you then place on your tongue. Because passing objects from your hands to another persons hands and then putting it in your mouth is much cleaner than just taking that same object in your mouth from the persons hands.

The argument could be made that since this "serious" flu is passed by moisture coming from the mouth, that this move is being done to avoid contamination going to the person giving the delicious half time snack.

So they are also ignoring the fact that they spend an hour or two each week, every week and additionally on those crazy Catholic holidays huddled together. No one has ever spent more than 10 minutes in a church without someone coughing in their midst.

But then again this is a place that was created to pray to an invisible man.