THE EIGHT I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN'TS

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjigate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Dont Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This Through Your Thick Heads: Woman=Person, Man=Person. Samey-Samey. One is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build MultiMillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/ Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable. I Might Be A Complex Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go around Telling People I Talk To you. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are
Into, Um, Stuff That Uses Alot Of Leather/Lubrication/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly It's A Piece Of Rubber, If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.


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Have everything I need to go except a concert companion. I wish I weren't so socially awkward.

Sorry for being such a fucking douche. Not really sure why, other than it was gaining me attention while creating it, I wrote that hate filled letter you received. Haven't seen you, talked to you, or found you online after all these years. So here is going to have to do until then.

I'm truly sorry. Hope all is well with you.

Disadvantages of Shaving

At this point I'm going to share with you what some of the disadvantages of shaving are.

1. You were made in the image of Elohim. What right do you have to directly insult our Creator and deface such a fantastic engineering feat designed specifically to reflect the physical as well as the spiritual character of Elohim. You have no right to deface/vandalize something that Yahuwah created in His own image.

2. If you shave you are violating an express Torah command. The Torah says not to shave. Leviticus 19:27 and 21:5 bear that out.

3. When you shave you are failing to follow our Savior's example. Our Savior wore a beard. Isaiah 50:6 confirms this fact. "I gave my back to the smiters, and my cheeks to them that plucked off the hair: I hid not my face from shame and spitting."

4. Health laws. It is not healthy to shave. When you drag a razor across your face every day you are going against nature and are unnecessarily opening your skin pours to infectious bacteria. The risk of cutting yourself and unnecessarily beginning an infection is a definite potential danger. The chemicals in the shaving cream and aftershave are accumulatively poisonous and toxic. I heard one story of a man that got cancer only in the vicinity of his face that he shaved every day.

5. It is a waste of money. All the expenses of razors, shaving cream, aftershave, electricity to light the bathroom and water to rinse constantly.

6. It is a waste of your precious time. Time is very valuable. It always has been and always will be.

7. Some people may mistake you for a woman or a Gay man. Gay bashing could occur when you least expect it.

8. You eliminate your chances of being part of the 144,000.

9. When a man gets his testicles removed the effect on the beard is that it stops growing. That is right, not having a beard may be interpreted by some as not having testicles. How shameful.

The following are some positive reasons for growing a beard.

1. The Scriptures say to do so.

2. Yahushua had a beard not to mention all the rest of the characters that played important roles in passing on the torch of truth throughout history.

3. You save money.

4. You save time.

5. You remove the risk of various health hazards associated with shaving your beard.

6. When you look in the mirror your beard will remind you of your Savior.

7. You scare off potential thieves, pickpockets and people that want to do you and your family physical harm.

8. Many women like beards. At least the ones that are worth marrying anyway.

9. When people look at you they may think you are a student of the Scriptures resulting in a witnessing opportunity.

10. You put yourself one step closer to being among the 144,000.

11. You go to sleep at night with a clear conscious.

12. You look more manly.

13. Satan does not like the beard on righteous men. It reminds him of our Savior and King Yahushua who is to destroy him by fire.

14. You will have more unity with your bearded brethren thereby achieving the ideal form of Scriptural unity.

http://totalrestitution.com/news/beard2.html


Religion always makes sense.

He is an actor. Not a samurai. He was not taken out by the yakuza or any other organized crime unit based on this false knowledge you have educated yourself with. Please shut up.

Ho braddah. just wen get pau watchin one show on OPBs bout Patsy Mink.
Cuz, make me da kine you know.

At the Sacred Heart Cathedral in Wellington the age-old Catholic ritual of receiving the eucharist wafer on the tongue is banned.

Instead they will be giving you the wafer which you then place on your tongue. Because passing objects from your hands to another persons hands and then putting it in your mouth is much cleaner than just taking that same object in your mouth from the persons hands.

The argument could be made that since this "serious" flu is passed by moisture coming from the mouth, that this move is being done to avoid contamination going to the person giving the delicious half time snack.

So they are also ignoring the fact that they spend an hour or two each week, every week and additionally on those crazy Catholic holidays huddled together. No one has ever spent more than 10 minutes in a church without someone coughing in their midst.

But then again this is a place that was created to pray to an invisible man.

classic

"I've excluded happiness as one of those possibilities we seek for ourselves. Oh, I still want it, but that's beside the point. Contentment - they say it's the ultimate, but I can't even wish for that. I don't even want the desire to be content. I can only hope for silence."

My older brother gets to tap that every night of the week.

Forget your fears and want no more

Ore. mom won't return 'Bunny Suicide' book

10/20/2008

Associated Press


One way or another, a Halsey woman promises to keep a popular cartoon book out of the Central Linn High School library.

Taffey Anderson says "The Book of Bunny Suicides" is not appropriate for anyone, but especially children. She inspected the book her 13-year-old son checked out of the library, and what she saw convinced her to never return it.

The 2003 book by British author Andy Riley is a collection of cartoons showing a rabbit attempting to end his life in bizarre ways. Anderson's son told her he checked it out because his friends said it was funny.

"It is a comic book, but that's not funny. Not at all," Anderson told the Albany Democrat-Herald newspaper. "I don't care if your kid is 16, 17, 18. It's wrong."

Anderson contacted Principal Julie Knoedler, who told her about the district's book-challenge policy.

Anderson plans to fill out the forms, but she's not taking any chances. Once the review is over, regardless of the outcome, she plans to burn it.

"They're not getting this book back," she said, adding that if the library replaces it: "I'll have somebody else check it out and I'll keep that one. I'm just disgusted by the whole ordeal."

Knoedler said Anderson must bring the book back for the committee to review it. If she refuses, the committee will have to buy another, at $13, and charge it to the family. If Anderson doesn't pay, her son will be banned from taking out any more books.

"That's really unfortunate, because he's obviously a kid who's interested in checking things out from the library," Knoedler said. "We won't put it back on the shelf. We'll put it out of circulation until the review is done."

Jean Townes, library consultant for the school district, said library books are ordered in batches, usually based on recommendations from established academic sites.

The book was on a young-adult reader list recommended by the American Library Association, she said, and she knows other school libraries in Oregon have purchased it.

The book, however, has been turned away by some school libraries. And in Shanghai, China, a bookseller pulled it last month after reports that several children had attempted suicide, with at least one boy dying.

Scott Keeney, the children's librarian for the Albany Public Library, said he doesn't think the book is appropriate for the children's section, but thinks it's OK on the adult shelf.

"I looked at a few of the cartoons and they were funny. Kind of mature, a little twisted and black. Some youth love that, some don't," he said.

Keeney compared Riley's drawings to the 1988 Simon Bond cartoon book, "101 Uses for a Dead Cat."

"Every family is different, and the range of community values in fiction, in movies, nonfiction, is so broad it's astonishing," he said. "Some families, you'd be astonished at what they allow or disallow on all sides of the open-information-for-children spectrum."

I got to experience three new things today. 2 pretty exciting, the other not so much.

Tareyton cigarettes are ok, they burn fast and don't suck like most full flavor brands.

As for the two thrilling "haps":

I came home and opened my mail to see that I had received my ballot for this year. My first voting year in this state and I get the luxury of not only voting at home but also high. Ralph Nader is first on the presidential ballot, Obama last, McCain muddled in the middle as he should be.

And I also got held up at work. GUN POINT! It was probably a pellet gun from the looks of it and the age of the perp, but why take the chance for X amount of $ that isn't mine. Why does everyone get all touchy at those moments? They offered counseling, I offered to resume my shift as usual.

It's almost time to join the fun world of the capitalist market again.

Sell just a bit of dignity and freedom so I can make a "living" which consists very little of what I consider "sufficient for existence".

Black/white. It matters/it matters not.

Do other peoples dreams change? Or is that the sign of failure? Or the sign of reality? Acceptance?

Yin/Yang. I matter/I matter not.

I am "ME" no matter what I wear. I don't need clothes to express who I am. I wear what I want that day, simple as that.

Who the fuck makes the call on these horrible LJ questions?

Just watched the movie for the first time a few days ago. Fucking amazing, like all of Gilliam's work.